RUMBA'S A FINE RHYTNM DANCE
IF YOU WANT YOU CAN WEAR LEATHER PANTS.
THE FIRST THING YOU LEARN
IS NOT THE UNDERARM TURN,
BUT HOW TO EXPRESS LOVE AND ROMANCE.
Take a chance and you'll dance the Bachata
with your best friend or camarata.
Caliente or proper
it can be a show-stopper,
from here all the way to Jakarta!
If you dance the romantic bolero
You might feel you are Cesar Romero.
You can try an Aida
At full or half speeda;
All depends on what you will dare-o.
The heel-toe-toe pattern is normal.
For this elegant dance that's quite formal.
There's no jumping, no vaults,
There's just smoothness in waltz.
It's the Lexus of dancing, that's all.
Foxtrot was named for a fox
Not silver but harry who talks.
It's a happy little dance,
That can move and advance.
Once you learn to get out of the box.
In tango your two thighs must touch,
Pleasing ladies and men very much.
You promenade flare;
A corte if you dare;
And a puerta as well in the clutch.
Now it may seem to you a bit odd,
That in dancing so close to the bod,
Your legs are asserted,
While your gaze is averted;
But somehow it all gels, by God.
WHEN YOU REALLY GET INTO THE SWING
IT'S BEST THAT YOU DO NOT WEAR BLING.
FOR IT QUIVERS AND GYRATES
AND PULSATES AND VIBRATES.
YOU CAN LOSE BRACELET, NECKLACE OR RING.